Geeky Humor

Apr. 8th, 2010 02:30 pm
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While cleaning off some of the old documents from my phone, I ran across some geeky haikus and jokes that I had saved. Here they are for your amusement:

Windows NT crashed
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.


Errors have occurred --
We won't tell you where or why
Lazy programmers


PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm afraid we can't reproduce your problem. All the light bulbs here are working fine.

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates has declared Microsoft(R) Darkness(TM) to be the new industry standard.

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