le_bebna_kamni: (knight)
Well, it looks like I was mistaken. There hasn't been a ban on Vegemite, or at least that's what the U.S. claims.

U.S. Denies Vegemite Ban

I have to say, this is a sad day for American patriots. That we could allow such a foul substance to ruin the American ideals of an old-fashioned, hearty, artery-clogging, greasy breakfast is an affront to the nation's cholesterol-filled soul.

All I want to know is, how did this rumour start in the first place?
le_bebna_kamni: (samurai)
It's worse than drugs. It's affecting our youth and turning them traitor to our wonderful freedom-loving country. It strikes a blow to the strong, manly nature of this country, and instead threatens to turn us all into limp-wristed pansies. And it actually incites unlawful activity! Sooner or later we'll be pledging loyalty to the Queen (in spite of being an independent nation, unlike some bordering nations I could name).

Thank god, they've banned Vegemite!

In an attempt to get rid of a food that has been breaking the law in the United States for many years, it seems that the U.S. has finally cracked down:

U.S. Bans Vegemite

Yes, that's the U.S. for you. They always have to have their knickers in a twist about something...

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