For all of you who didn't know I was working on a thesis, I've finally completed it today and am posting it online for all to read. [Warning: Extreme Silliness(TM) ahead]

( Statistical Verification of a Curse Cast Upon a Player During the Kingsburg Board Game )

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** Based on real world data – I kid you not! However, the analysis is solely for amusement and did not actually involve curses... ;P