Mercenary for Hire

[le_bebna_kamni]

I have one more class to finish before I have my degree (*huzzah!*), and it's being offered in July and August. Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to be a bit short on the funding, and McDonald's doesn't seem to want me no matter how much I hide my resume...so I'm officially offering myself as a mercenary for hire.

Have a nasty monstrosity of a garage that you want to tame or need a valiant soul to help you move furniture? Need to slay demon on your Windows box, or solve a Linux quest? Want a techno-mage to conjure you a personal web page or spruce up your MySpace? Need a scribe to type up your documents or want a Cinderella who will cook, clean, or sew garb for you? Or perhaps you just want to laugh at me while I tap dance in a chicken suit? (Note: chicken suit not provided)

Then I'm the mercenary for you! For 10 gold coins of the realm (USD) you can have my brawn and my brains at your service for a turn of the hour-glass. Act now to reserve your all-purpose mercenary!

Comments

[le-bebna-kamni.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that you're interested in a programming resume, rather than, say, my costuming and theatre or my office resume. Would it be okay to contact you at the Gmail address listed on your profile?

[rizen.livejournal.com]

Programming/sysadmin, yeah. Go ahead and contact me there.

I was just curious what your qualifications are. The company I'm at is hiring like crazy, but we're not in a position to hire junior anything just yet.

[thefile.livejournal.com]

Perhaps looking for a PM? Maybe?

[rizen.livejournal.com]

I think we just filled the one position we had for that, but feel free to check out imvu.com/jobs/ for anything else.