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Mercenary for Hire
May. 10th, 2010 10:06 amI have one more class to finish before I have my degree (*huzzah!*), and it's being offered in July and August. Unfortunately, it looks like I'm going to be a bit short on the funding, and McDonald's doesn't seem to want me no matter how much I hide my resume...so I'm officially offering myself as a mercenary for hire.
Have a nasty monstrosity of a garage that you want to tame or need a valiant soul to help you move furniture? Need to slay demon on your Windows box, or solve a Linux quest? Want a techno-mage to conjure you a personal web page or spruce up your MySpace? Need a scribe to type up your documents or want a Cinderella who will cook, clean, or sew garb for you? Or perhaps you just want to laugh at me while I tap dance in a chicken suit? (Note: chicken suit not provided)
Then I'm the mercenary for you! For 10 gold coins of the realm (USD) you can have my brawn and my brains at your service for a turn of the hour-glass. Act now to reserve your all-purpose mercenary!
Have a nasty monstrosity of a garage that you want to tame or need a valiant soul to help you move furniture? Need to slay demon on your Windows box, or solve a Linux quest? Want a techno-mage to conjure you a personal web page or spruce up your MySpace? Need a scribe to type up your documents or want a Cinderella who will cook, clean, or sew garb for you? Or perhaps you just want to laugh at me while I tap dance in a chicken suit? (Note: chicken suit not provided)
Then I'm the mercenary for you! For 10 gold coins of the realm (USD) you can have my brawn and my brains at your service for a turn of the hour-glass. Act now to reserve your all-purpose mercenary!
