Tergiversations of a Traveling Mind

matt_arnold and I tend to have somewhat different ways of looking at the world. This was best illustrated by a conversation we had this morning as we were checking out of the motel we were staying at:

Matt: I wonder if I could do anything with a bunch of these old expired room keys.

Me: What, you mean like trying to figure out the motel's lock system, or were you thinking of reusing them with your own magnetized codes?

Matt: I was thinking more like arts and crafts...