The Goya Strikes Again

It's amazing what boredom will lead you to. Needless to say, I was quite amused:

The How Culturally Jewish Are You? Test

Your Score: The Fetishist

You scored 56% for Jewishness and 45% for Yiddishkeit!

We're inclined to think you weren't born Jewish, simply because you've made such a valiant attempt to become a Jew. You love the food, the history, the sense of belonging, the hotties to mack on at temple -- you're all about it, man! Never mind that your Yiddish has a strident California accent, or that you still can't remember which dishes go with which holidays; you're still working on it, we can tell. Although your family doesn't understand why, you've developed a fascination with Judaism bordering on the obsessive: you've even thought about changing your English surname to reflect your new-found identity. Remember to invite us to the bar/bat mitzvah!

Link: The How Culturally Jewish Are You? Test written by shaykhyerbouti on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test