The Darkness Shall Consume

And the milk chocolate will also consume...

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copywriter

My favorite line:

It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind!

Mmmmm...deadly goodness...

Things I Never Wanted To Know About My Parents

No, it's not that they have sex. ( I knew that already, or I wouldn't exist... )