New Tactic: Arrive Really Early

[le_bebna_kamni]

Happy New Years, everyone! Aren't you glad it's 2038 already? My, how time flies...and funny, I look really great for a senior citizen, now don't I?

Wait...no, that can't be right. I just got confused when I checked my inbox and saw spam marked for Mon, Jan 18, 2038. I'm not kidding: according to this message, I have "1 unread crush mail waiting" for me, apparently from someone 30 years in the future. All I can think of is that some old genius in a nursing home took such a liking to me that he created an e-mail time machine so he could start wooing me 30 years before I arrive at that same nursing home.

And this makes me very happy, because it tells me two things:

1) I'm still alive and didn't die from a heart attack from that greasy bleu cheese burger I ate tonight with a side of deep fried onion rings.

2) I'm still sexy enough as a senior citizen that I can get dates. Hey, it becomes a competitive dating market when women have a longer life expectancy. ;P

Either that, or spammers are getting pretty creative in getting past my spam filter. Maybe that would explain why one even sneaked into the *bottom* of my inbox by dating itself January 28, 2006.

Nah, can't be. I'm sure the explanation of an elderly genius courting me from a young age is much more plausible. I'll just click the link and see where it leads...